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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 04:38

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?